Monday 31 August 2015 – Rudyard’s Open Mic Comedy Night (Free!! doors 7:30pm)

Houston Press Best of 2013 Winner
Best Open-Mike Comedy Night Houston 2013
With a decent amount of local talent, Houston deserves more stages to feature homegrown comics. Thankfully, Rudz has stepped forward to devote one night a week to nurturing newcomers and showcasing seasoned vets…you can check out a rotating cast of characters, for free — you’d be pretty hard-pressed to find a more fun way to spend a Monday night. Especially if your next Monday night involves going to a funeral. Trust us, this’ll be waaaay funnier.” - Houston Press
Our Free Comedy Open Mic Show Opens At 7:30. Show starts at 8:00

 

Sunday 30 August 2015 - Hot Punk City presents: Avery Pearl Sweet Relief Benefit for the child of Mell Hell [Zipperneck] (doors 3pm)

Hot Punk City presents:
Avery Pearl Sweet Relief Benefit!

$10.00 suggested donations
Door prizes!

 

“Hot Punk City (me!) presents the Avery Pearl Benefit at Rudyards in the People’s Republic of Montrose, Houston, Aug. 30th, 4-10 PM! Bands to be announced, so contact me cool kids and iconic rockers (hmmm, Anarchitex, Sugar Shack, Poor Dumb Bastards?) if you desire to gig for the cause, because I will provide drums and hopefully amps too! Avery, the child of incredible ladypunk Mel Hell of Zipperneck (who I profiled two weeks back in the Houston Press and suffers from a chronic pain condition), was recently diagnosed with severe onset Type 1 Diabetes. The family is under financial stress and could use your help with bills and medications and supplies that insurance just won’t cover. So, if you can’t come or play the gig, maybe you can donate to the Go Fund Me link! Blessed are the rockers with conscience!” - David Ensminger


https://www.gofundme.com/h98r5a3yw

Schedule

3:00 doors
3:30 Tad Donley
3:45 GENERATION: landslide
4:00 Talk Sick Brats
4:30 Agony Within
5:00 Bernie Pink
5:30 Texas Mod Crushers
6:00 One Mydoll Less (No Love Less and Mydolls)
6:30 Hell’s Engine
7:00 The Hates
7:30 Biscuit Bombs with Mel Hell and Lisafer
8:00 Dead Roses
8:30 Supergrave
9:00 Killer Hearts
9:30 Guillotines

Our sweet Avery Pearl was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes on July 6th, 2015. She was treated at Texas Children’s Hospital for 5 days and then released to come home. While we have faith that we will be able to manage this disease, it is somewhat overwhelming at the moment. Her mom, Melissa, is her primary caregiver and main source of financial stability, and Melissa has a chronic health condition herself. We are asking for whatever help you can give in recouping the costs of Melissa’s lost income during the hospital stay, plus Avery’s medications and supplies that her current insurance is not covering. Just need a little “boost” to ensure that we adapt smoothly and peacefully to our new life with Type 1 Diabetes ♡. Thank you!

 

 

Saturday 29 August 2015 - Bootown Presents: White Raven With Musical Guest Joe Mathlete (doors 8:30pm, show 9pm)

 

Jade Young works on a shadow puppet BAT CAVE for White Raven.

Bootown Presents: White Raven
With Musical Guest Joe Mathlete

 

It’s SHADOW PUPPET TIME, y’all!

BooTown’s latest production, White Raven, explores the life of the titular bird born with the wrong color feathers. His trials begin immediately in his first moments of life as he escapes being MURDERED at the hands (well, claws) of his own mother. He then must fend for himself amongst his feathered foes who reject him and literally put him on trial.

Director/curator Emily Hynds said this might not be a far cry from what happens in nature.

“I was inspired to do this show after seeing that internet meme circulating a while ago about already rare white ravens being murdered by their mothers. It may or may not be true, but regardless it makes for a good story,” Hynds said.

In other words, black crows are murdered by a murder. (Bird Fact: A group of crows is called a “murder.”). White ravens would be treated unkind by an unkind. (Bird Fact 2: A group of ravens is called an “unkind” or a “conspiracy.”)

BooTown’s White Raven will use shadow puppetry and stop motion animation to tell the tale of one such animal who has to learn the hard way that birds of a feather really do flock together.

Joining Hynds will be BooTown co-artistic director Lindsay Burleson as well as past puppeteer friends Jade Young, Mauricio Menjivar, and Dusti Rhodes. Dave Merson Hess will create original animations for the show and Joe Wozny (Turtle Turtle, Platahontas) returns to add his musical stylings in the form of an original score performed live.

White Raven opens Saturday August 29 and runs through Saturday September 12 at various venues around town (see calendar below). Tickets are pay-what-you-can at the door (suggested donation of $10). For more information, please visit www.bootown.org.

Rudyard’s British Pub
2010 Waugh, 77006
Saturday August 29
doors 8:30 p.m.
Show 9pm

Devin Borden Gallery
3917 Main St, 77002
Friday September 5
8 p.m.
Monday September 7
8 p.m.

Alley Kat Bar and Lounge (upstairs)
3718 Main St, 77002
Thursday September 10
8 p.m.
Friday September 11
8 p.m.
Saturday September 12
8 p.m.

Friday 28 August 2015 - Writespace presents: Our Space Reading (6:30-8:30pm Free) / Easycreditgroup.com Presents: Barkerpalooza #8 feat. Funeral Horse, Vehement Burn, and Blues Funeral (doors 9pm)

Writespace presents:
Our Space Reading
(6:30-8:30pm Free)

Writespace is launching its first anthology! Join us Friday, August 28th at 6:30pm at Rudyard’s British Pub for a reading to celebrate the publication of Our Space: Shorts & Poetry from the Houston Community.

The anthology includes writers from the Writespace faculty, Writespace volunteers, and the Houston literary community. Copies of Our Space will be available for purchase for $15.

This event is FREE and open to the public.

Readers will include:
Layla Al-Bedawi
Andrea Barbosa
Andreana Binder
Jess Capelle
Cassandra Rose Clarke
Tyler Darnell
Christina Escamilla
Christa Forster
Emily Sketch Haines
Carlos Herbert Hernandez
Patty Flaherty Pagan
Sara C. Rolater
Liana M Silva
and more!

Easycreditgroup.com Presents:
Barkerpalooza #8
featuring
Funeral Horse, Vehement Burn, and Blues Funeral
(doors 9pm)

Funeral Horse (Houston, TX)
https://funeralhorse.bandcamp.com/

 

“…what you mostly need to know about Funeral Horse and this album is that on the very first song they create an opus which could outdo a number of full length albums by other bands claiming to rock.” – Joshua Macala – Raised by Gypsies

“… the band I’m most interested to check out is newcomers Funeral Horse, which formed out of the ashes of the gone-too-soon Art Institute; they’re heavy and sludgy and slow as hell, dwelling somewhere in the realm of High on Fire or Sleep, and that’s no bad place to be.” – Jeremy Hart – Space City Rock

““We’re heavy and slow… so is our music”, this sayeth their facebook page. I can’t comment on the guys themselves, but their music certainly does live up to the claim. Funeral Horse currently have a new EP available for free download with tape copies (Tapes! Love it!) available shortly. They certainly live up to the hype. In fact, the first two words that spring to my mind listening to it are, indeed, “heavy” and “slow” – but not ponderously so. I can almost picture swathes of people with hair over their eyes, wearing black/tie-dyed clothes and nodding slowly to the beat like a crowd of metal zombies. With beer in their hands.” – Iain Purdie – Moshville Times

“There’s a cassette version of Savage Audio Demon available, which I would like to get his clammy paws on. This type of angling shows what kind of band Houston’s Funeral Horse is – vintage, loving those 70’s, and in bed with thick, rocked-up riffs, and vocals with plenty of ominous echo. The bluesy “Scatter My Ashes Over the Mississippi” is the pick of the bunch here (nice dynamics), but don’t leave “Invisible Hand of Revenge” out in the cold either. Rocking stuff.” – David E. Gehlke – Dead Rhetoric

 

Vehement Burn (Houston, TX)
https://www.facebook.com/thevehementburn

Hailing from Houston, Texas, Vehement Burn was formed in late 2008. With a unique writing/playing style, The Vehement Burn keeps their musical foundation firmly planted in the Fuzz sound founded in the mid- to late- 90’s. The band specializes in authentic Desert/Stoner Rock, mixing in nuances of Progressive Rock and Metal. Their influences include Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Fu Manchu, Queens of the Stone Age, Sasquatch, Cowboys and Aliens, Firestone, Truckfighters, Clutch and Led Zeppelin.

In 2011, The Vehement Burn released their self-titled full-length debut album and released their follow up EP The Collective in 2014. Both releases available digitally on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify.

 

 

Blues Funeral (Houston, TX)
https://www.facebook.com/bluesfuneralofficial

Blues Funeral is the new proto-metal project on the Houston scene, featuring guitar and vocal harmonies with a screaming Nord synth!

 

Formed in late 2014 by Jan Kimmel (guitar, ex-Sanctus Bellum), Cory Cousins (drums, ex-Sanctus Bellum) and Maurice Eggenschwiler (guitar, ex-Sanctus Bellum), Blues Funeral plays a unique brand of 60’s and 70’s infused music with a metal twist. Experienced upright bass player, Gabe Katz, decided to tip his bass over and play it through an amp to complete the band’s lineup.

The band name, inspired by the 1969 Groundhogs cut, “Blues Obituary”, is an ode to many of the groups’ influences including classic bands like: Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, Mountain, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, etc.

In their prior project, the trio has shared the stage with acts like: Pentagram, St. Vitus, Trouble, Orange Goblin, Kylessa, Dio Disciples, Gates of Slumber, Las Cruces, and local Houston metal legends, Helstar.

Though Blues Funeral explores new musical territory for the trio, it will still feel like snake’s venom with a twist of absinthe under a purple sky. You will be witnesses! The band is currently fast at work writing new material to be unveiled in 2015!!!

 

Thursday 27 August 2015 - Rudz Beer Tasting Dinners with Joe Apa featuring (512) Brewing Co. (7pm) / Joe Buck Yourself! * Blackgrass Gospel * Hard Luck Revival (9pm)

Rudz Beer Tasting Dinners with Joe Apa
featuring (512) Brewing Co.
(7pm, downstairs)


August 2015 Beer Dinner featuring (512) Brewing Co.

Join us Thursday, August 27, 2015 at 7 pm as we welcome (512) Brewing to the 93rd Monthly Beer Dinner. Come on! Get out of the heat and enjoy (512) Wheat, White IPA. SMASH, Stingo and Pecan Porter…..

Manny Salazar from (512) is going to host the festivities so don’t procrastinate……after Monday 8/24 it goes to $55 per person.

Joe Buck Yourself!
Blackgrass Gospel
Hard Luck Revival
(9pm, upstairs)

 

 

Joe Buck Yourself (Murray, KY)
https://www.reverbnation.com/joebuckyourself#!

The once anti-Nashville based Joe Buck gained notoriety as the guitarist of Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers. As Hank III’s villainous sideman onstage, the snarling upright bass player became infamously recognizable. Joe Buck Yourself is now a bona fide evil motherfucking, one man band. This unique blend of hellbilly punk rock ain’t your grandma’s hillbilly music. Joe Buck yourself, motherfuckers!

Blackgrass Gospel (Alvin, TX)
https://www.facebook.com/blackgrassgospel

Black Grass Gospel is an all-original Outlaw Bluegrass band from Alvin,Texas.

 

Hard Luck Revival (Houston, TX)
https://www.facebook.com/hardluckrevival

Hard Luck Revival is an alternative country band from Houston, Texas.

Monday 24 August 2015 – Rudyard’s Open Mic Comedy Night (Free!! doors 7:30pm)

Houston Press Best of 2013 Winner
Best Open-Mike Comedy Night Houston 2013
With a decent amount of local talent, Houston deserves more stages to feature homegrown comics. Thankfully, Rudz has stepped forward to devote one night a week to nurturing newcomers and showcasing seasoned vets…you can check out a rotating cast of characters, for free — you’d be pretty hard-pressed to find a more fun way to spend a Monday night. Especially if your next Monday night involves going to a funeral. Trust us, this’ll be waaaay funnier.” - Houston Press
Our Free Comedy Open Mic Show Opens At 7:30. Show starts at 8:00